FeTHerS	Rob
Buffy	Shag	I want to experience those slayer muscles she was telling Spike about. Shag.
Willow	Shag, Shag and Shag again	Snog. Truely, madly, deeply. Shagging would of course follow, but it�s the snogging that I�d take to my grave decades hence
Oz	Sorry but KILL	Ehhh� Can�t kill him, that�s Willow�s job. Snog.
Giles	Shag, but would first receive assurances that he uses his mouth more during sex than he does when he talks.	Snog. (Shag if he�ll give me that �Loaded� album. I can be bought.)
Angel	Shag	Snog
Spike	Shag	Shag
Jenny	Shag	Shag
Xander	Snog	Snog
Cordelia	Snog	Shag
Faith	mmmMMm whips, chains... ermmm sorry SHAG!	Shag. Rinse. Repeat.
Wesley	KILLLLLLLLL	This guy needs killing so badly I'd probably want to make him a vampire just so I could kill him twice.
Riley	Kill.	Shag
Parker	Kill	Yirrg. Too weaselly to shag, too pretty to kill. Ahh, kill him anyway, it�ll teach him a lesson
Anya	SHAGSHAGSHAG	I just want lots of orgasms. Shag.
Evil Willow	Even more whips and Chains!!! SHAGGGGG	In my world, she can ride me like a pony. Be shagged by
Drusilla	is it possible to shag from a minimum safe distance?	Kill. Do not establish eye contact
Larry	Kill	Snog
Tara	Shag	Snog, and once she�s in a good mood, ask her how much she wants for the red-head
Random Shag	Willow again!	Darla
Random Snog	Willow again (are we noticing a theme here?)	Chanterelle
Random Kill	Adam, I've not even seen him yet and already I don't like him!	With malice aforethought, Quentin the head Watcher guy in Helpless. Malice apres-thought too
Threesome with?	Willow and Tara.	The Powers that Be
Non-Buffy Threesome with?	Alyson Hannigan and Amber Benson (that counts right?) NO IT DOESN'T	Any two of the three Meg Ryans in Joe Vs. The Volcano.

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