Come on, don't be shy. How are people going to know you're a drooling pervert if you don't give them written proof?
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Pyre's Fire |
Zer0 Signal |
Nos402 |
Zathras |
| Buffy |
Snog ... but only if we could wrestle a little first |
Shag, but I'd be nervous about what she'd think if i didnt call right away |
Shag, at least one each of tender love making and crazy grunting sweating shagging! |
Shag �till I pop like warm champagne. |
| Willow |
Shag in the middle of a wicca circle perferably
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Snog/shag tenderly and often |
Shag, more of the tender Sarah McLachlan, than crazy monkey sex, but not entirely. Make sweet love down by the fire. |
Loving shag or �Say my name, Bitch!� |
| Oz |
Snog |
Kill, not for the cheating but cuz he just up and left
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snog, he's a cutie, but if I were a woman I don't think I would see him as a shag |
Reluctant snog |
| Giles |
... A very weary snog .. who know whast sort of equipment he has!
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Snog |
snog, mostly only for lack of another choice besides shag or kill |
Blindfold and send to Lucretia. |
| Angel |
Shag ... until he bites .. hard! |
Good Angel - Kill. Angelus...I don't think it'd be my choice
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Shag, He would probably have the sweet tenderness with vampire intensity |
Kill |
| Spike |
Snog (after shagging Dru senseless in front of him!)
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Snog |
casual Shag only |
kill |
| Jenny |
Would've snogged but now feel no complusion to do either!
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Shag shag shag |
Never saw her, but most "Jenny"s are at least worth a snog |
Shag #1, get in line in front of Faith |
| Xander |
Okay ... snog i suppose
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A smack in the head for not noticing Willow for all those years
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Snog |
Kill, just for being annoying
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| Cordelia |
Depends on my mood ... either snog or kill
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Snog (character development aside, she's still a little shallow)
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Shag as if it were my last shag on earth |
Shag until her hair extensions fall out
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| Faith |
Shag ... no question |
Shag till I wouldn't care if she strangled me
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Another casual good time shag |
Shag in a sweaty slayer pile |
| Wesley |
Kill .. with a screwdriver and two types of tin metal
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Kill |
kill 'nuff said |
Kill |
| Riley |
Kill |
Beat to death with a shovel |
I really have a hard time judging the guys. I would naturally tend towards snog, but after seeing him and Buffy, I would go to shag |
Snog, I spose |
| Parker |
Kill ... slowly and painfully |
Powerbomb from 20 feet up through five flaming tables. Repeat until dead.
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Kill. Jerks like him give us guys our bad rep |
Kill and burn |
| Anya |
Shag ... teach her what else interconnecting bodies can do! |
Shag the ex-demon horniness right out of her |
Shag. It would be interesing given her learning about humanity kinda thing |
Finger-through-circle �Hush� shag |
| Evil Willow |
Oh defiantely shag ... unitl we're brain dead .. the whole
tie them up and ride them like ponies thing sends me crazy!
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Shag, get vamped, shag more
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Evil shag |
Ride me like a pony shag. |
| Drusilla |
Shag in front of Spike until he breaks his chains and becomes
our bitch! |
Kill (she REALLY irritates me) |
never saw her but if she wanted to shag I don't think I would have a choice. |
Kill |
| Larry |
Neither ... fourth option? |
Kill for picking on Xander back in the day |
Don't know anything about him, so kill |
Kill |
| Tara |
Snog ... for willow's sake! |
Shag (provided Joss' blind assistant didn't pick out her clothes this week)
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snog, and see how it goes from there |
Snog |
| Random Shag |
Vamp Xander |
Vamp Slayer D (I'll never look at chocolate the same way again) |
Veruca, as long as it's not a full moon. I can't think of any more characters...
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Melissa Burns (Angel: I Fall to Pieces) |
| Random Snog |
Princess Buffy |
The girl from the first ep of Angel (pre-mortem of course) |
I'm open...anyone? Anyone? Damn. No takers. |
Amy the non-rat |
| Random Kill |
Harmony (or any one of 'those' people) or Kendra |
Harmony. Same fate as Parker |
Maggie Walsh, Glad she's gone |
Chanterelle/Lily |
| Threesome with? |
Vamp Willow and Angel |
Faith and Anya
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Buffy, Willow |
Jenny(alive) and Lilah Morgan(W&H Lawyer from �The Ring�) |
| Non-Buffy Threesome with? |
Luca Buck (Amercian Gothic) .. i like the
idea of shagging the devil and Maya (Just Shoot Me!) |
Milla Jovovich and Amy Dumas (Lita from the WWF) |
Shania Twain, Cindy Margolis (only 2 of many candidates) |
Shania Twain and Andrea Corr. Give �em to me small, and make �em sing. |