| Vampire Slayer D | Maccadee | AlyKat | Victor | |
| Buffy | shag til she wets me with her slayer strength | Total and utter shag ,oh to look like her definite full on shag-a-thon.. | Halfhearted snog. | Shag. And I'd still be there in the morning. |
| Willow | snog and maybe a little shag | Snog followed by slow and tender shag | The greatest shag of her life. | SHAGSHAGSHAGSHAG *rest*SHAGSHAGSHAGSHAG... |
| Oz | snog just a little bit. he's too pale for me... | Snog and foreplay not full works though | Snog. | Snog. |
| Giles | snog in a warm fuzzy way | Snog snog then full blown passionate but tender shag | Fireside snog with brandy and Keats. | Snog. Ahhh, what the hell...shag. |
| Angel | snog... cuz anything else with him scares me | Wet and dreamy snogs plural followed swiftly by some full on orgy with non stop sex he is the most fit bloke in history coupled with the fact he loves golf that just tips me over the edge. Ultimate shag and non stop love fest would last all night with food and nibbles in between... | Kill | Snog. |
| Spike | snog with hot chocolate and little marshmellows | Shag in a mean and Madonna style way get on top and give some girl power then let him try and dominate. Dirty and powerful shag | The greatest shag of MY life. | Shag. |
| Jenny | snog but only a little bit. she doesn't really turn me on | Snog and maybe a shag in evil mode like amends | Have yet to see an ep w/her in it, but judging from pics--shag. | Alive: Shag. Dead: Well, maybe... |
| Xander | snog in his cute little bed with the cartoons on | Definite shag in series 3 but not 4 too pudgy and has lost his edge as no more Angel to snipe at...hot and steamy shag involving water prferably a swimming pool | Halfhearted snog. | Snog. |
| Cordelia | shag til her hair gets straight from the heat | Shag in mean and basic instinct way | Shag if she promises to quit wearing flip-flops all the time, otherwise kill. | I'd shag her until she had visions. Wait a minute... |
| Faith | shag til she loses all her slayer strength | Shag in public place hot and bad | Filthy, filthy shag. | Shag once and kick 'er out. |
| Wesley | snog by the fire with tea and cookies | Get away you drip. He would get a major brush off | Invite over on the pretext of shagging, then kill. | He can watch me shag Cordelia. Then a snog |
| Riley | not really kill or snog. not shag.... so snill? | A snog and a quick meaningless shag- good bod and quite cute on occasion | *Yawn* Huh, what? | He can watch me shag Buffy. Then a snog for him, too. |
| Parker | kill kill kill with a giant stick and stick it where the sun don't shine | A full on chain and whipping session not a shag but the exact opposite a.k.a torture for being cruel to buffster the heroine for all womankind | Crush. Kill. Destroy. | He should be shagged by a syphilitic rhino. Twice. |
| Anya | snog with xander | A shag I suppose but it wouldn't be great | Girly snogfest. | Shag. |
| Evil Willow | shag shag shag... ooo la la | Nothing. Not sure what all the fuss is about | Shag like evil bunnies. | First, she vamps me.
Then...SHAGSHAGSHAG SHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAG SHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAGSHAG... |
| Drusilla | kill... i like her but not enough to shag or snog | A barge pole and not going near come to mind | No opinion. | Tie her down. Torture her. Then a shag. |
| Larry | no kill. no snog. no shag | No way!! | Likewise. | Snog. |
| Tara | kill. throw her in a cage with veruca please | Not a chance | Big fat dykey shag. | Snog with potential. |
| Random Shag | percy | Percy the jock | Forrest. | The girl Jonothan was dancing with in "The Prom" |
| Random Snog | percy | Darla to piss Angel off | Amy. | Sunday. |
| Random Kill | mayor wilkins | Parker of course | Veruca. | Harmony. |
| Threesome with | buffy and faith | Angel and Spike give some vamp loving big time | Willow and Spike. The mind reels.... | Vamp Willow and Willow OR Willow and Faith. |
| Non-Buffy threesome | victor and berloke... hey it ain't ever gonna happen but why not? the dialogue would be funny :) | Sean Connery as Bond and David B in real life on the 17th fairway at the Old course then in the bunker then.... | Richard Patrick and Melissa Auf Der Maur. | Tyra Banks and Mira Sorvino. |