| laser_doc | OldBroad | LovelyAly | starshine | |
| Buffy | SHAG caps intentional | Snog, but unenthusiastically | Snog | snog |
| Willow | shag | Snog and giggle | Snog | Snog |
| Oz | kill | Snog | SHAG! | Shag doggie style baby |
| Giles | snog | Mmmmmm...Shagelicious | Snog | Leave him to Helene so she doesn't kill ME |
| Angel | kill | Snog, but only to keep him from saying something doofy | Snog | SHAG!!! 24-7 anywhere, everywhere |
| Spike | kill while laughing | Oooh, full of shaggy badness | Snog | shag,shag,shag,snog,snog,shag some more |
| Jenny | shag shag shag | Shag, but feel inadequate about it | Snog | Kill |
| Xander | snog | Shag til the cows come home and then send 'em back out and shag some more | SHAG! | Shag maybe once |
| Cordelia | shag | Snog and then go to Barney's | Snog | Snog |
| Faith | shag carefully | Kill with extreme prejudice | Kill | KILL, KILL, KILL and then KILL her again |
| Wesley | snog | Snog and then avoid his calls | Snog | Wesley-KILL...Alexis-SHAG |
| Riley | snog after showing him who really is an alpha male | Nice healthy shag in the hay (What hay? You live in New York - Berloke) | Snog | Snog |
| Parker | snog | Kill with extreme prejudice | KILL | Rip his head off and shit down his windpipe |
| Anya | shag | Nice healthy shag in the hay | Snog | Shag |
| Evil Willow | shag very carefully | Kill | Snog | Snog |
| Drusilla | shag very very carefully | Kill | Snog | Killed by Spike |
| Larry | snog | Shag under the bleachers | Snog | Kill |
| Tara | shag | Snog | ||
| Random Shag | Joyce (twice) | That poor shnook Faith killed | ||
| Random Snog | ||||
| Random Kill | Forrest | |||
| Threesome with | Buffy and Joyce | Cordelia and a Platinum MasterCard--oh, you mean sex? Xander and Spike | Xander and Oz | Anya and Xander |
| Non-Buffy threesome | two females from the WD | James Remar and a bottle of tequila | Gavin Rossdale and Mark McGrath!! | Duncs and Berloke :) |
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