Sorry Folks, but you've had the Misfortune of Coming onto my Piss Poor Site.

The chances are you're a buffyguide surfer, since I haven't told many other people about it. You will therefore know me as Berloke, or more likely, That Prick Berloke.
If you're daft, you might want to know what I look like, and if you're really round the proverbial helter skelter, you might want to know what Duncs,aka talliscanon looks like. No offence Duncs, but you're an ugly bastard like me.

Keen eyed viewers may notice I swear a lot. If this upsets you, or your Mum and Dad, please run away hiding your eyes.

Right, linky-poos:
AlyKat's F.O.X.Y.W.I.T.C.H.E.S. Site. Possibly moving to fresher fields in the near future.
Some photies of me and my friends.
My as yet unfinished Buffy area.
The Tao of Bruce MacDonald.
Some Original Artwork by Me. It's Shit.
Some Obscene Photos. There really should be a law against this sort of thing.
Polar bears are clearly the finest animal on God's Green Earth, photographic proof here
The return of the Maniacal Laugh
This way for the inside scoop on Lucretia's Moist Crevice

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